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This time around, we'll focus on some not-so impressive accomplishments in Major League Baseball:

* The magic number is two for the San Diego Padres to clinch the National League's West Division. That would be more impressive if the Padres were actually above .500. Right now, their record stands at 78-79. Please win out so your record looks more respectable.

* Last night, the Atlanta Braves clinched their 14th consecutive division title. They partied like it was 1991, the year the Braves started the streak. How could they have only won the World Series once in all that time?

* If the Chicago White Sox win the division, all people will remember is that they almost choked their lead away.